Arkwood was standing in a pail of water, eating radishes.
Why? I asked.
‘Apparently it helps you to remember things.’
I told him that it was nonsense. However did he hear of such a thing? Anyway, it was all to do with Arkwood playing the retro Commodore 64 computer game Commando on a TV set in my virtual world: Commodore 64 in virtual reality
‘I keep forgetting to pick up the grenades,’ he cried.